Ah, but those extra pounds are a nonstarter at my tender age!
I am also quite tenderized, I say tenderized because I did not choose to get in this condition.
I certainly understand the trepidation. I had the same reaction when I was first considering the 800. In fact I rented the 800 for a long weekend before I bought the 600 and at the time I concluded the 800 was too big. What is interesting is that I became persuaded through communications on this forum that I should give the 800 a serious try. I then went back and looked at some of the images I had shot with the 800 I rented and I noticed some good stuff.
So I took the plunge, at the time I had the 400mm f4.5, 600 pf and the 800.
I learned I could use the 800 comfortably and after running with it and comparing the 600 and 800 side by side I found I strongly preferred the 800. What helped me are a few things:
1. I wear straps that make it easier to carry heavy lenses. Currently I am using Holdfast straps, previously I used Blackrapid straps.
2. I learned I can shoot handheld. I leave the lens dangling on the strap and only lift it to shoot then drop it again. I can go a long way that way.
3. I did some strength conditioning to make it easier for me. That helped a lot. None of us are too old that a little strengthening would not help.
4. I use the 800 on a tripod and gimbal whenever I don't have to hike too far.
All I can say is my impression of the 800 changed completely after I got used to handling it. I love what I can do with this lens.
This is my personal impressions and others may obviously differ. It probably helps that I am a big guy and in excellent health despite my advanced age.