Funny thread

I've had pretty much all of these, and they are irritating since many of these people seem focused on the tool I bought to create my art rather than 1) the beautiful place we're in or 2) what I might create with it. I think I've worked out a couple of good responses since the person almost always means it as a compliment or at least interest...
To "Now THAT's a camera!" etc. - I respond with something like "Go to Dave Stargazer dot com if you'd like to see what I do with it!" which often leads to a conversation and maybe a new fan. Often I'll have them bring it up on their phone right there so they find it.
For the "How much does that cost?" flavor of query, my response is similar to Steve's: "You don't want to know

" yes with the winky face haha
If they are disrupting a quiet shoot (esp wildlife), then I might just decline to answer, or make a motion to stay quiet, and point, which invites them into the experience.
Perhaps the most irritating episode for me though was when a guy saw my gear (he had a point and shoot), and accosted me as I was prep'ing to go into the field for a fall color shoot. He regaled me for five solid minutes with this crazy vigilante fantasy story about an ex-marine friend who was in <coded racist language for an area with non-white people>, and they attempted to rob him at gunpoint, but he disarmed them, and held them down until the police arrived. It harshed my mood for a bit shall we say.
In retrospect I hope he heals because there we were, in a beautiful place, at the height of fall colors, but he sees my gear and is triggered to be consumed with thoughts of robbery, violence, police, revenge, and hate...and thought that was what anyone would think... Basically I responded with "ok" and walked away. Later, he started walking toward me in the field, and I hustled off in another direction...
Hope no one gets that sort of experience!
...Dave...